Hello! Hi! Hey there! Whats up! What’s crackin’! Whats going on! How you doin’?
I’m Oliver aka King Oliver to those closest to me. I like my title, I think it suits me just fine.
I’m not mean or anything…You’ll never hear me say: Off with their heads!!!
But I do get my way. Most of the time. Who am I kidding! ALL THE TIME!! Muahahahaha (I like to laugh maniacally, you should try it sometime, I command it!!)
Let’s see, well I live with my brother Cooper, which you’ll meet sometime soon but for now, it’s all about ME!
I’m a very good lookin’ guy as you can see from all the photos, check them out, I’ll wait…
Wasn’t lying was I? I’m not afraid to admit it, a King is never humble friends.My mom tries her best to resist me, but how can you resist this face? I mean…come on! She’s powerless against my cuteness and charms. Not being shy in any way I have tons of friends and meet up with my litter mates to catch up and play around, family is important, don’t you think? Oh! how I love to run around and around and around and around and around and around and around. I don’t really have an “OFF” switch and that suits me just fine, thank you.
Part of being King is having a structured exercise regimen to keep my physical in tip-top shape This rump doesn’t stay in shape on its own, I put in the time. No pain, No gain. The things you do for the ladies. I go on hikes 3x a week and get regular walks in everyday. There’s nothing like a good workout! I love it, gets my juices flowing.
When I’m not on my throne making sure things get done the way I like them, you’ll catch me in the backyard chasing lizards, swimming or rough-housing with my bro.
Let’s talk about these lizards for a second shall we?
I mean, they’re everywhere!! Where are they coming from? Sunbathing here, sunbathing there. Who do they think they are? They’re just asking to be chased in my opinion. I’ll be honest and say I haven’t caught one yet, those suckers are fast!! But it’s great fun and it keeps my senses sharp.
Swimming is another one of my many favorite activities. It’s like I was born to swim, like it’s encoded in my genes or something. Whether it’s cold or hot I just have to go in for a dip, there’s nothing like it. If you don’t have a pool, you should get one!
But you know what the best thing about being King is? All the tasty treats, my goodness! Thank goodness I work out. Frozen treats in all sizes and flavors you can’t possibly imagine!! I’m so spoiled and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I mean, why wouldn’t you want to be spoiled?
I don’t mean to come off as too crass or imposing I really am a sweet caring dog and if you’re ever having a bad day look to me, look into my eyes and feel the heart of gold holding yours. A King without a Heart is not something I’m interested in, give me both! I’m drunk with power muahahahaha (there goes that laugh again!). Keep it Crazy and Loveable